"So why quit now? Well partly because I’m afraid of that future, but mostly because 11 years of essentially rewriting the phrase “X is an arsehole haw haw haw” over and over until you hit the 650-word limit is enough for anyone."
"Barb said, “How can you stand that crazy tach needle jumping around all the time?”
“I take tranquilizers,” I said, “and focus on the hills in the distance."
“I take tranquilizers,” I said, “and focus on the hills in the distance."
